Thirteen years ago tomorrow, a pakistani boy was born in the Canadian Tire Centre in Ottawa. The stinky smell of the city turned his skin brown, which matched that of his family. Samee Iqbal was born into a poor family, like everyone else in Ottawa. He grew up in a shit diner underneath a highway overpass where his family served terrible breakfast food to sleepy truckers. From the age of 3, Samee was forced to take orders in the diner and his parents nearly worked him to death. To hide Samee's brutal state of emotional and physical harm, his parents moved him to the kitchen. In the kitchen, he made truly terrible pancakes and the truckers that ate there began to complain. While his parents were paying bills they realized they were short of money. Samee's family had always been poor, but soon they were going to lose their only property, their shit diner. Two years later Samee's parents had another child, a girl named Sadeep, but she died at child birth. His parents then gave the dead baby to Samee as a gift, but he lost it on the way out of the hospital. Samee's family continued to struggle to pay bills. While in the kitchen Samee dabbled in the creation of drugs and started selling crack on the side. Fast forward to 2015, his family finally worked up the money to purchase a computer. He immediately joined 2bcsports.com. He had just got his computer which is why he made so many typos, like "SYPPOSE". He was often made fun of in the chat so he joined an online vigilante group in order make sure everyone had a safe space online. Several "trolls" had been previously banned by moderators and Samee and his vigilante group rejoiced in the work they had done, but one day Domski and John decided to allow these undesirables back onto the site. The FFP group left, and Samee mentioned he would leave... Several times. Due to these events, Samee became a meme on the website taking the brunt of all of the jokes. Later after, he released the names of FFP members, like a criminal releasing the names of FBI agents. He became a smashing hit amongst the members on the site, but a mortal enemy to the vigilante members he betrayed. Recently, Samee Iqbal has made it known he has an interest in American politics, much to the dismay of other members. Outside of the site, Samee has only one real friend who has only been photographed on two occasions, here and here. His name has not been confirmed but it is likely Josh or Ryan. Also there are rumors Samee's family will be deported back to Pakistan now that Donald Trump was elected President. Samee has had an incredible life in his 13 years on earth and we know for sure he will not accomplish anything.